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Here's a list of the top 20 pick-up lines, according to the email I just received.

So which is your favorite, which have you used, which will you use this weekend? ;)

1. Nice legs...what time do they open?

2. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

3. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

5. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

6. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck outta me.

7. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

9. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

10. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

11. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

13. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

14. My friend wants to know if you think I'M cute.

15. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

16. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

17. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

18. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

19. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

20. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Do you have a favorite not listed here?
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Which one of those did Jeff use on you Karen !!???
 

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Discussion Starter #9 (Edited)
Yeah, Jeff's always up for a challenge... I tried to play hard-to-get, but it only took him 5 minutes and he didn't have to use one single 'line'! :p:
 
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