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Three convicts, an Italian, a Jew, and a Polack were on
their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one
item with them to help them occupy their time while incar-
cerated. On the bus, the Jew turned to the Italian and
said, "So, what did you bring?" The Italian pulled out a
box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything
he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
The Italian then asked the Jew, "What did you Bring?" The
Jew pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I
brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin and any
number of games."
The Polack was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug?
What did you bring?"
The Polack pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said,
"I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked,
"What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the
box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback
riding, swimming, roller-skating,..."
their way to prison. They were each allowed to take one
item with them to help them occupy their time while incar-
cerated. On the bus, the Jew turned to the Italian and
said, "So, what did you bring?" The Italian pulled out a
box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything
he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".
The Italian then asked the Jew, "What did you Bring?" The
Jew pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I
brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin and any
number of games."
The Polack was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug?
What did you bring?"
The Polack pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said,
"I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked,
"What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the
box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback
riding, swimming, roller-skating,..."
