[Stuchamp]

There was a fighter pilot who bought a new Chevy Corvette.

He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
blowing through his hair.

"This is great", he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rearview mirror and there was a Policeman behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blasting.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the pilot and he floored
it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, "what am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing"
and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Patrol Car to
catch up with him.

The Police Officer pulled in behind the Corvette and the officer
walked up to the pilot.

"Sir", he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and
today is Friday the 13th". "If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go".

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "last week my wife ran
off with a Tupelo Police Officer, and I thought you were bringing her back!"

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day!"



Gilla, this wasn't you was it ? Letting FA18driver off like that !

 

[HammerEd]

:laugher: :laugher:

 

[greeneyedbeacher]

 

[OldMagicfloat]

Zowie------and I got half a get out of jail free card to back me up:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

[FA18Driver]

well half is better than none...

 

[gilla]

A hippie is pulled over in a flowered vw bug for rolling thru a stop sign. When approached by the officer and told that he only slowed down for the stop sign, the hippie said,
"Stop or slow down man, what difference does it make."

The officer then pulled out his nightstick and started hitting the hippie over the head, while asking him, "Do you want me to stop, . . . . . .or just slow down?"

 

[Speedwake]

gilla....you're beginning to sound like a cop

 

[HammerEd]

gilla,how many times did the cop hit the hippie?Hint,hint. Wink,wink!!

 

[ducHunter]

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

[greeneyedbeacher]

"Do you want me to stop, . . . . . .or just slow down?"

Good one! :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

[gilla]

Hammer,

I think it was 9 times, which is also the # you can eliminate in the contest.

Gilla

 

[greeneyedbeacher]

Gilla, you are a tricky devil! I see that I will have to keep an eye on ALL your posts in order to stay ahead of the curve!!!

 

[gilla]

Let's see-the three smiley faces in your post remind me of # three in the photo- He is smiling since he is not the right pick either.