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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter
with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave.
Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure
you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off
the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave.
She couldn't swim!"
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the
bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you
happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here,
Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told
her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave.
Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said,
'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there
cryin' over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY
out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat
does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can
have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much
further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits
and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....
She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick, Dave, and I CAN'T
SWIM!"
with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave.
Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure
you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off
the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave.
She couldn't swim!"
The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the
bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you
happy about today John?"
"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here,
Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told
her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave.
Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said,
'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"
A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there
cryin' over a beer.
Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY
out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat
does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can
have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much
further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits
and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....
She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick, Dave, and I CAN'T
SWIM!"
