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Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter
with a great big smile on his face.

Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me... tits out to here, Dave.
Tits out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure
you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave. I turned off
the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave.
She couldn't swim!"

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the
bar counter with a bigger smile on his face. Dave says, "What are you
happy about today John?"

"Well Dave... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me... tits out to here,
Dave. Tits out to here! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told
her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave.
Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said,
'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Dave! She couldn't swim!"

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees John down there
cryin' over a beer.

Dave says, "John, what are you so sad for?"

"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just
waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... tits WAY
out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I had more wood than my boat
does. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can
have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Dave, way WAY out... much
further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits
and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....

She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG dick, Dave, and I CAN'T
SWIM!"
 

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:chase: run away !!!!!!!
 

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:laugher: :laugher:
 

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Is this a personal experience or what???:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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FA18Driver said:
Is this a personal experience or what???:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

Well, Boatnut is the only non swimmer I know of ! :D

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((Well, Boatnut is the only non swimmer I know of ! ))

I can vouch for that,,,, someday we will have to discuss toy boats and the Ozarks, eh Paul !!!!
 

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Yeah, Boatnut is the only person I know that falls in and then tries to shake the water off of his face, while he is still under it!!



:laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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Why do you think his avitar is a life ring !!!!LOLOL :laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:
 

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Good One!!!!!!!!!

Has to keep it near by!! Just a reminder that everything will be OK the next time out!!

We just won't play with the little windup toys in the Ozarks this year!! He may panic and fall in again!!

;) ;) :laugher: :laugher:
 

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Yep,, I was thinking of tying a dockline around his waist !!!
 

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why don't you add say 200lbs of lead to that dock line?:D:D:D

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Yep,, I was thinking of tying a dockline around his waist !!!
 

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well, I meant to be able to pull him back in with,,,, of course your idea is another way to go !!!!!
 

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Well it would slow up his posting:D :D Plus his wife would then be rich and available........ :D :laugher: :laugher:
 

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The wife was just askin-are you available? Would this make her wife # 4 or # 5 ? And the last question is do you have anything left,or did all the other wives get it.? In other words,she wants to know after she leaves you will she be well provided for?:laugher:
 

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Sounds like a friend of yours eh Paul,,, why get married,,,,,just buy them a house and skip all the rest of the stuff
 

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Well that was sorta my thinking, just skip the marrying thing and just find someone I hate a either A) give em a house or B) sign over my paycheck for the next 10 years or so:D :D
 
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