Ok. You thought this was funny last night,wait till you here this. Grab a cup of coffee cause this is gonna be a LONG story. Well I was right,the sounds I heard was from it trying to get out,not in!!!! obnoxus comes over about 11:00 pm,and we figure with the two of us this racoon has met it's match. Yea right.We go into my attic with a 38 and a 9mm and we spot the racoon by my soffit area. We cannot reach it from the attic,nor do we want to.Plan B. We go outside and decide if we bang on the soffit so we can scare it out. No luck. We realize now we are dealing with some sorta
SUPER RACOON,or this thing is educated in GORILLA WARFARE 
We decide to pull down some of the soffit,with the hopes it will drop out.We were right,two of the babies fell to the ground.But
RAMBO RACOON is still up there.

By now it is 2am. So we wait. We start beating on the soffit,and this thing is now
Growling & Hissing .So we wait some more.Finally this behemoth of a creature climbs out to get her babies.She stares us straight in the eyes as to give us the big
F.U and runs off with one of the babies. obnoxus had a clean shot,but no heart when he saw it with the baby.I finally convinced him when it returned we needed to shoot it.We wait about another half hour for her to come for the other one.We turned our back for one second,and she snatched up the other baby. So no we go back by the soffit,only to hear the sounds of at least one more baby still up there.Now we are ticked off. The wait begins.
I get about 2000 watts of halogen lites,in hopes to get a better shot at it.While obnoxus and I are sitting on the lawn wondering when it will return,out of the darkness we hear a growl. We look across the street and the damn thing had
Out FLANKED US. obnoxus peel off a shot and misses. So now we wait some more.We again see this thing coming up my drive,obnoxus fires off another round,and yep boys and girls misses again.
Funny part about all this is when my boat was parked on my driveway I was treated like public enemy #1 by the county. But its 3-3:30 am and were fireing off a 9mm and no one seemed to care.Well back to the story.
(Sorry this is so long)
Ok,back to waiting again. This alien racoon

now is coming from all directions every time we turn around. Two more shot attempts,2 more
misses
Ok,now a different approach. We decide we will let it go back in the soffit to get it's babies and shoot it on the way out. Well the thing comes back again,we watch it climb the rain gutter,but it can't seem to get back into the open soffit. It jumps on the roof,me and Dennis are chasing it from side to side trying to get a clean shot. Well finally Dennis thinks he has a shot,peels off another round,and you guessed it folks,missed. We start chasing it back and fourth on the roof and then
SUPER RACOON does the unexpected.
While chasing her,she goes back to her original entry area and rips down the chicken wire and through a small hole dives right through the BED OF NAILS and gets back into the soffit.
W.T.F 
:gunner:
This S.O.B did it to us again.:rambo:
So to rap this up,it is now 5am and we decide to leave the soffit open and maybe this damn thing will get the rest of it's babies and leave thru the opening. If not we will start this again around 10 or 11

o pm:devious: It is raining here as I write this and so far no water is leaking through my 2 year old roof,from our missed shots.
This is now personel 
:gunner: :