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Here are some comebacks:

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

Bonus reply for Single Mothers: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
 

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Having both a husband and a child would be redundant - I'll discuss that one as soon as I get out from under the bed... :rolleyes:
 

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havent found anyone I can put up with
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that can put up with me.
 

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lil red boat said:
I like half my stuff too much!
ok, i may not be a rocket scientist, but isn't half of nothing, nothing??
 

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StepfiDoll said:
ok, i may not be a rocket scientist, but isn't half of nothing, nothing??



she just mad that I owned more stuff by the time I was 18 than she will her whole life!!!! :laugher: ........Was that mean?? naaaaaaah
 

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lil red boat said:
she just mad that I owned more stuff by the time I was 18 than she will her whole life!!!! :laugher: ........Was that mean?? naaaaaaah
oh hold on buddy! i don't seem to remember you owning any of that **** until you got with me!
See why I would not get married!!!!
 

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lil red boat said:
she just mad that I owned more stuff by the time I was 18 than she will her whole life!!!! :laugher: ........Was that mean?? naaaaaaah


Ouch!!!!
 
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