[Speedwake]

Her name is Aphrodite and she kept me up late last night....
She is trying my patience but I know I will win...
She is causing me a lot of grief but my hard work will pay off in the end...

She's sleek, she's fast and she's cool and she's got TWO BIG hard disk drives and LOTS of RAM!

She's the new web server that Speedwake will be running on soon!

- jeff
you humble forum slave.

 

[OldMagicfloat]

It should of been greeneyedbeacher keeping you up late
Computers are nice too

 

[Speedwake]

unfortunately greeneyebeacher's been up late every night this week with a very time consuming IT project of her own.....

we do manage to hook up in bed late at night

 

[obnoxus]

It used to be " IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS " now it will have to be TITS TIRES OR TRANSISTORS!!!!

 

[FA18Driver]

It used to be " IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS " now it will have to be TITS TIRES OR TRANSISTORS!!!!

You forgot Transom:laugher: :laugher:

 

[Red Stripe]

Um Jeff, You named your server? :laugher: :laugher:

 

[Speedwake]

as strange as is may sounds....servers must be named....

 

[Red Stripe]

as strange as is may sounds....servers must be named....

Who came up with that rule? Did you have to break a bottle over it when you did the naming cerimony?

 

[Speedwake]

We keep our really big servers at this really cool computer center in downtown Philadelphia. In the large computer center where they have all these servers there's a bunch of servers from a large nationwide bank (who will remain un-named for obvious reasons). These guys must have money to burn because they've got a bunch of huge SUN Enterprise servers that are all worth about $400,000 each in a large cage. We were admiring them one day and we noticed the names on their servers;

They were named:
Big Fuc...g Expensive Server1
Big Fuc...g Expensive Server2

etc...

I like Aphrodite better.

 

[greeneyedbeacher]

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

Well, why not!! The boats always seem to be called something, so why can't a computer server!!:laugher: :

 

[Mrs. Obnoxus]

By why is it always called a "womens" name??

 

[obnoxus]

read my first answer !!!

 

[Speedwake]

Update: I killed Aphrodite - she gave me too much trouble.

The new server's name is now "Cubix"

bonus points if you can tell me who Cubix is

 

[FA18Driver]

Would it be the Robot from the cartoon?

 

[FA18Driver]

This Guy here????????????

 

[Speedwake]

CUBIX!!!!!

Let me tell you - Cubix is friggin SMOKIN!

 

[Speedwake]

OK FA18 - where does Cubix get his energy - what powers him?

???????

 

[FA18Driver]

Solex, what else

 

[FA18Driver]

The most powerful energy source in the universe