Sure do..

 

hey honey - did you say Heather Locklear was available?

hey sweetie - I have some bad news for you....

we'll talk when I get home...

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

 

Hey Jeff,
You'll never find a nicer girl than Karen

 

hey honey - did you say Heather Locklear was available?

hey sweetie - I have some bad news for you....

we'll talk when I get home...

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

Is Heather as sharp as Jessica Simpson?

 

NO!

 

And I like Jen Also

 

Jen is damaged goods now. Brad Pitt does that to women.

 

Add another couple to the toilet. Lance Armstrong, and Sheyrl Crow are done.
http://et.tv.yahoo.com/newslink/13828/

 

Bummer. Sounded like Richie was surprised too!

The entertainment business seems to be hard on marriges. But then they are just publicized. Doubt they would be intereted in hearing if my wife dumped me.

 

NEXT:


In another shocking celebrity breakup, LANCE ARMSTRONG and SHERYL CROW have split

 

Been married almost 18 years and we would not change a thing! :bigsmile:

 

maybe I should save myself the trouble and not even get married

Good advise, take it seriously!!

On another note, how do I get in touch with Rene?

 

Heather Locklear is available ?

Yippee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She has been "My Girl" since the T.J. Hooker days. My wife teases me about my infatuation with Heather. I don`t know what it is, but she does it for me !
She is one damn nice looking woman !
I probably couldn`t do her any good after Tommy Lee, but I`d sure like to give it a try !

 

First Jen and Brad

I think it was Conan O`Brien that said this about Brad and Jennifer: "If these two have gotten tired of screwing each other, God help us ugly people".

 

You have to remember that these celebrities do not live in the real world with the rest of us. Marriage and divorce do not have the same meaning to them.

Heather is Ok, but she does not possess the classic beauty of the actresses of the 20's-50's.

 

You have to remember that these celebrities do not live in the real world with the rest of us. Marriage and divorce do not have the same meaning to them.

Heather is Ok, but she does not possess the classic beauty of the actresses of the 20's-50's.

Ya mean like this??

 

Naah Jake...that woman would make my feelings turn to ICE. Either of these would melt them in a second.

T

 

Cowgirl :lick:

 

I've been married 28 years....

Well, that is the sum of the years with three wives. :bigsmile:

Oh, not at the same time! :devious:

 

Ya mean like this??

Yep!

Jayne

 

Naaahh we got so used to blondes over here... had to give you some too. But some brunette with a Latin temperament mmmm...

Our gift to North America...

 

Yeh, I said I would not respond to you but this is your claim to fame?? Pamela? You can have the ditzi slut back......I have no use for that. :unhappy1: :unhappy1: :unhappy1:

 

... Heather is Ok, but she does not possess the classic beauty of the actresses of the 20's-50's.

How about Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, and Scarlett Johansson... they always remind me of the classic beauties of that era.

 

hey honey - did you say Heather Locklear was available?

hey sweetie - I have some bad news for you....

we'll talk when I get home...

:laugher: :laugher: :laugher: :laugher:

Damn, I lost ANOTHER one to her!!! :angry1:

 

How about Charlize Theron, Natalie Portman, and Scarlett Johansson... they always remind me of the classic beauties of that era.

Charlize and Scarlett are "ok"....

Natalie Portman is second in line, right behind Heather. Damn GEB, you`re good.

Natalie is much younger than Heather too and hasn`t been "wallowed out" by Tommy Lee either.

Hmmmm, she might be moving to the front of the line...